#Yu gi oh movie full#

So he sends his goons to deliver an invitation to this little kid for the most extravagant duel this side of 'On top of a blimp flying over a city Kaiba had built specifically for the purpose of playing a card game tournament'. So basically what happens is that this little kid name Shogo buys a booster pack of Yugioh cards and gets an ultra-rare out of it, then goes around showing it to everyone, claiming he can beat them in a duel, even though he never duels anyone because he suffers a mental breakdown and turns into a blubbering mess anytime even the mere thought of 'losing in a duel' flashes through his three neurons.ДЄnyway, the kid attracts the attention of one greedy corporate assbutt named Seto Kaiba, who, despite owning three of the best card in the game: Blue Eyes, decides he also wants this particular second best card in the game: Red Eyes Black Dragon. It's not a movie, despite what MAL says- it's 5 minutes longer than a normal episode and was released on home video as a stopgap between Season 0 and Duel Monsters. So, this episode is essentially a special episode/epilogue to the 1998 season.

#Yu gi oh movie full#

*Kaiba gets on his computer and purchases an entire deck full of Red Eyes* basically everyone else, including Yugi's grandpa for a 4th Blue Eyes? Kaiba: YOU IDIOT! My only joy in this adult life is beating children at a children's card game that doesn't have any rules! (Not like I'd follow them anyway, buuuut) How could I possibly have any fun beating kids for cards that I already own?Дumb Kid: But didn't you do exactly that to like. Kaiba: BUT THAT RUINS THE GAME! I derive no enjoyment from purchasing things with this plebeian money! I have ALL the money!Дumb Kid: But if you just want the card, I'm sure you can like, buy 10 of them on ebay for a hundred bucks. couldn't they have just, you know, robbed me for it? Or like, you offer me a hundred bucks for it? I mean, I'd probably take like 75, but you know. Kaiba: Watch me go to extremely convoluted and exorbitantly expensive lengths to set up a duel in which we play for your one rare card!Дumb Kid: Dude, you have like 50 armed henchmen. Seto Kaiba: Hey kid, I heard you have rare cards. *Enter kid with anime haircut, and Seto Kaiba, now off the drugs and looking normal without green hair.*

He has to go to the extreme lengths of setting up a contest in an enormous expo center, inviting thousands of onlookersДЄnd commentators PAYING THEM TO BE THERE, all just so that he can beat a little kid at a card game and take his rare card. Okay, so why is it that Kaiba wants this Red Eyes card SO BAD? Seriously, Kaiba is so rich, he's able to hire personal security, owns limousines, CREATED A DUEL MONSTERS THEMED THEME PARK, and an entire expo center complete with 3D holographic animated versions of the duel monsters game, and owns his own corporationДЄnd the mother f*r still can't go to the game shop and buy booster packs. Children's Card Games Saga Part II: One Card, One Duel, One Useless Rulebook